if i were a drug dealer, i would wait until they asked for coke then i would take the money and reply with “sorry i only have pepsi” then laugh maniacally as i backflipped into the sewers
(Source: 2chaaaaaaaainz, via neriseht)
in 10 years from now everything is going to be fine for you
how exciting is that
(via neriseht)
This was unnecessary but since you pointed out that it was an ongoing investigation…
Want to take bets on the shooter’s race?
Unlike you, I know that what is NOT being said, says a lot.
Yes, ignorant motherfucker, indeed.
There is no need to tag me…
(Source: lepus)
If you listen carefully, you can hear the souls of 90’s kids crying.
omg that’s so sad
so where did all the slime go? :(
the devil is real.
0_0?!
man i miss the 90s.
:’(
(via odetolife)
(Source: dropdeadrawrgeous, via dionthesocialist)